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Built with the same material as the SR-71 Blackbird... replicas. Very rigorous plastic invisible to radar
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Polo
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They're framed like a bank heist scapegoat. Convincingly.
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Striped. Like a tiger. Or zebra. Or Candy Striper. Sweeeet.
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Polo
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Flashy and glamorous, wear these with confidence and flare
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Factory worker: "Boss, we're out of frames!"
Boss: "We don't need no frames!"
Factory worker: "How do we connect the earpieces to the shades?"
Boss: "Just drill a hole in the shades then pop a screw in there! That's what we did in 'Nam!"
Factory worker: "you're the best, Boss!"
Boss: "You're fired for not thinking of that yourself!"
Factory worker: "well darnit all!"
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Polo
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Slipstream-slippingly-fast. Banned at the Olympics due to shear velocity.
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Polo
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These say "I'm the well-informed type, capable of recalling a wealth of knowledge from off the top of my head," which, coincidentally, is where you might slide these glasses when you go inside (to the top of your head, where all the knowledge is stored).
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Polo
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"What do you want, Mary, you want the Moon? Just say the word and I'll
throw a lasso around it and pull it down... [Or I'll order a pair of
sweet sunglasses from boatglasses.com with the moon on the side...]
Say, thats a pretty good idea..." - It's A Wonderful Life
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Polo
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So hot they melt cheese. So hot they fry tortilla chips. So hot they mysteriously combine the melted cheese and chips to make you a plate of nachos. So hot they salsify tomatoes and other secret spices. This describer is hungry.
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Polo
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Straight from the movie The Matrix.
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